Chapter 5 WHY WALK THIS PATH

That is a great question!!!! My return answer is why not? Typical army answer. Typical army movement hurry up and wait. You are the first to go and the last to know that’s how it works in my world.

Mine starts January 2003. Pack everything up and I mean everything. Clean everything. It will be so clean my platoon Sargent Is using his finger to inspect the shit hole of my toilet because that’s how freaking clean we got. I thought it was hilarious as he stares at me then gazes back to his finger

20 pushups Your not supposed to use the toilet PFC Kelly. My battle buddy kicking me because I am laughing hysterically because at this point in my life I live in the front leaning rest and man I had to take a dump. We don’t have toilet paper and dominos and pizza hut have restricted our paper orders already. No I DO NOT FEEL SORRY FOR ALL THE PEOPLE IN 2020 WHO DIDN’T HAVE TOILET PAPER

There were tons available but God forbid that be found in your room along with the pizza and papers I ordered the night before. By the way its now March 2003. I go to work train on some crazy as over the top insanity training in full MOPP Gear. I then Go to the class six get as much beer as possible and wait on dominos to bring us toilet paper. This is my life for the last 3 months its so freaking awesome. Were crying to get to Kuwait and start doing something at least we can use one of 20 rolls were required to have in our bags at all times because we do an inspection 3 times a day just to make sure when you do go to the bathroom its mystery until good ole Platoon Sargent sticks his finger in the shit hole for the 90th time of my life. Good news is were down to like a 1000 Push ups a day record breaking for the last 3 months I might say. OTHER COUNTRIES USE THERE HANDS COULD BE WORSE RIGHT?

Boom April and Im falling down the stairs on my plush comforts of modern society Continetal airlines which will be the last soft seat I have in 7 Months. Its glorious the temps are above 140 with all the engines exhaust. My feasts are a good 103 days out. My Air Conditioning comes after it doesn’t matter and yeah I’m pretty sure were in one of the vortexes of hell. People nowadays talk about bad vibes heres some for ya!!!

Task EXIT PLANE AND MAKE IT TO INPROCESSING ALIVE 400 Yard Journey Risk level high 2 Injuries for the day so far. WHOO HOO WELCOME TO KUWAIT!!!!

MISSLE ATTACKS AND SNIPER FIRE SEEM TO BE PESKY IN THESE DAYS AND WITH OUT FAIL BOTH GO OFF WHILE WERE MAKING OUR WAY TO OUR NEXT RONDEVOU POINT. There may have been a sheep on fire but I cant remember where that happened exactly but it’s a thing

I HAVE 4 Duffle bags a ruck sack 3 weapons some Vietnam era flak vest along with some other battle rattle and its like 600 pounds. Oh and we have to carry some pelican case that weighs another 100 between 2 of us because were not allowed to carry the NVGS because someone already lost them on the air plane. (THE LIGHTS ARE OFF ON THE PLANE AND YES THERE GREEN CIRCLE LOOKING AT US OUT OF THE PORT WINDOW) 1SGT cant figure it out pelican case it is. Oh not to mention we had to do the full air port scan an put our weapons thru the exray so we could be wanded with the ammunition we were carrying. NOPE DON’T FEEL SORRY ABOUT YOUR HORRIBLE FLIGHT EXPERINCE. WE DO ALL THE LOADING AND UNLOADING FOR OUR FLIGHTS AND ITS APRIL IN NORTH AMERICA AND WERE DRESSED FOR DESERT DO THE MATH. FUN TIMES I TELL YOU.

IN PROCESSING IS LIKE GOING TO BOOKING IN JAIL.

They hurd you into this room where you cramp 100 people into a room made for 20 and everyone stinks and people are bitching just like jail and all your trying to do is sleep on the concrete for a couple minutes. Forever later after being told a million times to wake up we are leaving not really sure what that was all about, then hurded into another room waiting on a bus to leave. If you gotta go the bathroom go now. Yay community toilet time woo hoo KUWAIT!!!! Im always stuck behind the one guy that has to read all the messages and then rub one out marking his area. Yup that’s a thang. AND YOU KNOW WHEN I DO IT I GET TOLD MAKE IT SO MUCH BETTER LIKE YALL WOULD GET COUCHES AND SHIT CUZ IM NOT GONNA BEAT YOU TO DEATH IN THIS COLD ASS WORLD REAL MATRESSES YA KNOW CIVIL SHIT QUIT FIGHTING QUIT KILLING QUIT FUCKING DESTROYING SHIT QUIT RAPEING QUIT MOLESTING WERE GOING FUCKING NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I DON’T WANT YOU DOWN I WANT YOU UP THAT’S WHY I DO IT! WE AINT THERE YET!!!!

MAKE SENSE NOW? LOVE YA!!!!!

So Yeah I walked in the mother fucker ready to go to war. Generals (cricket) Leaders (crickets) IF this is just a fucking huge problem lets go!!!!! I don’t know why you didn’t go and be real. I did. There was no fucking reason at all to slaughter people 100% I shot once and was like fucking stupid thank God I missed. Here Ill break it down barney style. WE BEEN FUCKING PEOPLE OVER FOR EVER WHY WOULDN’T WE DO IT TOO OURSELVES. Knowledge enlightenment WAR IS CRAZY GAME AND I PROMISE I DO IT BETTER THAN YOU ON ANY LEVEL. I WALKED THE PATH OF A WARRIOR

I WIN NO MATTER WHAT (I EARNED IT)(I DIDN’T TAKE IT)(I PRAYED WALKED DID AND LOVED IN THE COLDEST EVIORMENT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT WE KNOW OF EARTH. DON’T WORRY ITS BEAUTIFUL NO MATTER WHAT. PLEASURE TO BE AT YOU SERVICE.

MY NAME IS KEN KELLY SGT MP RETIRED

THEY TOOK MY WEAPONS AWAY AFTER I TOOK THEM AWAY SO I MADE IT FINAL AT LEAST MAKE IT LEGIT

PS I KNOW HOW TO TAKE OUT OUR TANKS WITH FIVE HOUSE HOLD APPLIANCES AND A COUPLE EXTRA STORE TRIPS I LED 185 SOLDIERS MOST KNOW TOO CUZ I WAS THERE LEADER. THEY HAD 2600 SOLDIERS. MATH

I PROBABLY KNOW THE PLOT TO KILL THE PRESIDENT

I PROBABLY KNOW HOW TO DO A PEACE PLAN RIGHT NOW

I DID MEET GOD IN 2015

I DID GET TOLD TO GO

HERE I COME

JOHN MIGHT WANT THE PPO DROPPED (I DON’T KNOW) ( WE FELT EACHOTHER OUT TWO DIFFERENT BREEDS BUT MUCH RESPECT FOR EACHOTHER) (IM NOT SCARED WOULDN’T BE THE ONLY HATER IN MY LIFE THERES A HUGE LIST AND SOME VERY SCARY PEOPLE)(I WIN NO MATTER WHAT)(ROCK BOTTOM LIKE WHICH FLOOR YA WANT)(IM NON VIOLENT THO PROMISE)(I CAN HOLD MY OWN THO)

I PROBABLY KNOW WHY WERE ABOUT TO COLLAPSE

I PROBABLY HAVE THE EVIDENCE

I PROBABLY AM THE GENERAL THAT’S WHY I AM ABOUT TO SCREAM REDDOG

I DON’T HAVE TO SCREAM I DON’T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING BALLS IN THE SYSTEMS COURT IM KEEPING MY ELECTRONICS YOU CAN COPY AND MONITOR UNTIL YALL KILL US

I USED FACEBOOK AS EVIDENCE

I CONVIENE WITH MANY DENOMINATIONS

I VERIFIED MY SOURCES

POSSIBLE CHARGES COMING FRAUD (OTTOWA COUNTY)(CYBER CRIMES CUZ I FLIPPED NETWORKS THROUGH INVESTIGATION AND PROBING)(COPYRIGHT LAWS)….ECT

IM NOT ABOVE THE LAW BUT APPARENTLY THE ONES ABOUT TO KILL US ARE SO I WENT HIGHER

NO JURY NEEDED

PREMEDITATED INCLUDING THE START OF THIS AUTOBIOGRAPHY

OH AND FOR THE RECORD IF I RAN THE WAR 9–11 WOULD HAVE WENT DOWN I WOULD HAVE WALKED INTO IRAQ READ THE LOT NUMBERS 2001 WALKED BACK OUT AND SAID PUTIN MERCLOWN (FRENCH) BRITISH PM PROVIDED AID TO IRAN AND SAUDIE TO HELP GET IRAQ AND AFGHANISTAN BACK ON THERE FEET THEN THREW EVERY PRESIDENT BACK TO BUSH IN JAIL AND THERE COMPADRES JUST SAYING I DID WALK IN THERE THO AND READ THE LOT NUMBERS THO SO ILL JUST BE THE GUY WHO FLIPPED ALL THAT STUFF YALL THINK IM A SNITCH THAT’S COOL NO FUCKS GIVEN. OH AND ISERAL DON’T THINK I DON’T SEE IT. IM SORRY I SEEM UNSTABLE IVE BEEN TRYIN TO STOP THIS SINCE 2001 BUT YA KNOW NO BODY GETS IT. I GOT LISTS I GOT PLAYS I FRIENDS I GOT FAITH AND IM NOT SCARED OF SHIT

Sorry for yelling at the deputies they are undertrained and have no leadership and are micromanaged to the point of failure. THERE INVESTIGATIVE TACTICS ARE AWFUL. WERE NOT SOLVING ANYTHING WERE JUST COMPLACINTLY MIND NUMBLINGLY WALKING INTO CATASTROPHE. WE JUST GAVE JOHN AFTER 911 CALL WHERE HE IS NOT IN HOUSE I AM HE HAS NO DL JUST A PRISON INMATE CARD AND BASED OFF A BED THAT ISNT A BED BUT AN INFLATABLE MATRESS WITH STORAGE CONTAINERS EVERYWHERE (MINE) YALL HANDED HIM THE KEYS. I JUST GAVE HIM THE CAR I JUST WANT MY PLATE BACK WHY CALL IT IN ILL JUST GO TO JAIL AGAIN. DON’T GO AFTER HIM EITHER CUZ WHY??? HE DID AS AN OFFICER OF THE LAW TOLD HIM TOO. THEY DIDN’T CHECK HIS RECORD THEY DIDN’T CHECK THE LEASE THEY DIDN’T ASK FOR MAIL (GRAND RAPIDS ADDRESS). THEY CHECKED MINE THO AND HAD TO WAIT TILL THEY GOT THE GO AHEAD TO TAKE ME TO JAIL WHILE JOHN WAVED IN THE WINDOW ATE OUT THE FRIDGE WITH THE KEYS TO MY HOUSE. AT LEAST HE FED MY CAT DON’T KNOW WHATS MISSING BESIDES CERTAIN ITEMS BUT I DON’T WANT TO PRESS CHARGES CUZ WHY???? HE ASSUMED RESPONSIBILITY OF HOUSE THAT YOUR SHERRIFF DEPARTMENT FOR THE STATE OF MICHIGAN BASICALLY JUST ENFORCED HIM TO DO. AND I KNOW ITS TOUGH OUT HERE IVE BEEN WALKING IT FOR 37 YEARS.

I AM AN EXPERT IN SECURITY AND RISK ASSESSMENT. MICHIGAN IS AT HIGH FOR COLLAPSE. MUSKEGON AS WELL. THEM JAILS GONNA GET MORE PACKED. WERE GONNA HIT THE FAN. I KNEW THIS IN JULY 2019. I DON’T WATCH THE NEWS. I WAS TOLD TO SIT DOWN REPEATEDLY. NOT LOOKING GOOD SO FAR. I GOT SOLUTIONS!!!

I DID TAKE THE ASS WHOOPIN FOR MUSKEGON PD THO DON’T KNOW WHY. (WITNESSED)

I KNOW WHO THESE YOUNG PEOPLE IS

I KNOW SUSTAINABLE CHANGE

BUT YALL DON’T HEAR ME THO

GUILTY YOUR HONOR